South Carolina consistently ranks in Top Ten lists all over the Internet. We even have the world’s favorite city, according to one poll. But, if you live here then you know there are some things we would change about our fine state – if we could. In this list, we make an attempt at humorous ways to make a few tweaks to the Palmetto State in order to make things a little more livable here. Take a look at these 11 simple humorous fixes that could solve some of our biggest problems.
- One of these posted at every entrance to the state.
Flickr/Fraser Elliot We have too many people already. If you’re thinking of moving here, then please move to another state.
- A mandatory EXTRA three weeks of vacation every year JUST for South Carolina residents.
Flickr/Jason M. It’s easier to live in paradise when you have ample time to ENJOY paradise.
- Get rid of all the roads - and subsequently all the potholes!
Flickr/Stephen Rees Imagine four-wheelin’ your way to work. It would make your commute much more interesting…
- Let’s truck in sand to widen the beaches.
Flickr/S Edwards …and make more beaches.
- A job - with a decent wage - for everyone.
Flickr/Karen With all that new extra mandatory vacation time we should have plenty of openings for everyone, right?
- Worse food selections.
Flickr/jpellgen It’s so easy to put on pounds here when the food is so good. South Carolina is endowed with some of the best chefs in the world. Admit it, you want to lick your screen right now this Shrimp and Grits looks so good.
- Solar-powered outdoor air conditioning all over the state.
Flickr/Open Grid Scheduler / Grid Engine Follow Why not? It could happen. Twenty five years ago they looked at me weird when I said we should be able to see each other through our cell phones.
- An elevator or a road to the top of Table Rock.
TripAdvisor/KarumbaSantaFe Because, like fresh air, exercise is so overrated.
- Fewer traffic jams….
Flickr/Donald Rogers (2005)
- …and more wide open highways.
Flickr/Doug Kerr It could happen eventually after we put up the “Sorry We’re Closed” signs.
- A miracle serum that kills off all the no-seeums.
Flickr/butforthesky.com Forever.
Solving South Carolina’s biggest “problems” would help make this little slice of paradise even more livable, don’t you think? What are some of South Carolina’s other biggest problems and in what outrageous ways would you solve them? Tell us in the comments!
Flickr/Fraser Elliot
We have too many people already. If you’re thinking of moving here, then please move to another state.
Flickr/Jason M.
It’s easier to live in paradise when you have ample time to ENJOY paradise.
Flickr/Stephen Rees
Imagine four-wheelin’ your way to work. It would make your commute much more interesting…
Flickr/S Edwards
…and make more beaches.
Flickr/Karen
With all that new extra mandatory vacation time we should have plenty of openings for everyone, right?
Flickr/jpellgen
It’s so easy to put on pounds here when the food is so good. South Carolina is endowed with some of the best chefs in the world. Admit it, you want to lick your screen right now this Shrimp and Grits looks so good.
Flickr/Open Grid Scheduler / Grid Engine Follow
Why not? It could happen. Twenty five years ago they looked at me weird when I said we should be able to see each other through our cell phones.
TripAdvisor/KarumbaSantaFe
Because, like fresh air, exercise is so overrated.
Flickr/Donald Rogers (2005)
Flickr/Doug Kerr
It could happen eventually after we put up the “Sorry We’re Closed” signs.
Flickr/butforthesky.com
Forever.
For more humor about the Palmetto State, check out these 15 reasons why you should never, ever move to South Carolina.
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