Oh, Indiana. A state once known as the crossroads of America is often looked upon as a drive-through state for many just passing by on their way to somewhere “better.” We all know how fantastic it is to live in Indiana, but not everyone else understands. And let’s be honest, not just anyone can make it as a Hoosier…and here’s why:
- No one knows what a Hoosier is.
wikimedia And we’ll never tell!
- We only have extreme weather.
David Cornwell/Flickr We never experience gorgeous skylines, sunsets, or sunrises. Ever.
- There’s aren’t any attractions worth seeing.
Intiaz Rahim/Flickr Nope, this isn’t the IMA gardens in Indiana. It can’t be…
- Indiana sports fans are too competitive.
wikimedia We definitely never have fun with our friends at sports games.
- There’s nothing to see in rural Indiana.
wikimedia Nope. No images of quintessential Americana life here. Just keep on passing through.
- Indiana is completely flat.
Tom Gill/Flickr Flat and even. Not a hill in sight.
- We don’t have any beaches.
wikimedia Of course not. Where would we find sandy shores and water to relax alongside? Lake Michigan?
- There’s nothing iconic about the Hoosier state.
wikimedia Nope, nothing flattened, breaded, and juicy to bite into.
- All food in Indiana is deep fried.
Milktooth/Facebook Of course it is. What else would we eat? You won’t find world-class restaurants, say by the name of “Milktooth” here.
- Life in Indiana is just like in Parks and Rec.
Bago Games/Flickr Yes. We fuel up on extra large meals from Paunch Burger every day and believe waffles are the only acceptable breakfast food. Lil’ Sebastian is also our official mascot.
- There’s nothing but farmland in Indiana.
wikimedia Indianapolis, Fort Wayne, Bloomington, and Lafayette are our prime examples.
- Hoosiers hate to exercise.
Jim Grey/Flickr The public bike shares are just a reminder of what we should never be doing. And basketball, that’s not exercise. That’s a bunch of kids standing around sometimes tossing a ball.
- Every town looks exactly the same.
University of Deleware Alumni/Flickr Especially Santa Claus, Indiana. It’s a town you could find pretty much anywhere; nothing unique about it.
- We have terrible pizza.
Jennifer Wiggins/Flickr Yes, being stuck between some of the best states for pizza just means that ours is terrible and certainly could never incorporate some of the best recipes from these top states.
- No one ever wants to go to Indiana.
wikimedia Well, why would they? it’s not like we have the single largest all day sporting event around…or anything else appealing, for that matter.
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And we’ll never tell!
David Cornwell/Flickr
We never experience gorgeous skylines, sunsets, or sunrises. Ever.
Intiaz Rahim/Flickr
Nope, this isn’t the IMA gardens in Indiana. It can’t be…
We definitely never have fun with our friends at sports games.
Nope. No images of quintessential Americana life here. Just keep on passing through.
Tom Gill/Flickr
Flat and even. Not a hill in sight.
Of course not. Where would we find sandy shores and water to relax alongside? Lake Michigan?
Nope, nothing flattened, breaded, and juicy to bite into.
Milktooth/Facebook
Of course it is. What else would we eat? You won’t find world-class restaurants, say by the name of “Milktooth” here.
Bago Games/Flickr
Yes. We fuel up on extra large meals from Paunch Burger every day and believe waffles are the only acceptable breakfast food. Lil’ Sebastian is also our official mascot.
Indianapolis, Fort Wayne, Bloomington, and Lafayette are our prime examples.
Jim Grey/Flickr
The public bike shares are just a reminder of what we should never be doing. And basketball, that’s not exercise. That’s a bunch of kids standing around sometimes tossing a ball.
University of Deleware Alumni/Flickr
Especially Santa Claus, Indiana. It’s a town you could find pretty much anywhere; nothing unique about it.
Jennifer Wiggins/Flickr
Yes, being stuck between some of the best states for pizza just means that ours is terrible and certainly could never incorporate some of the best recipes from these top states.
Well, why would they? it’s not like we have the single largest all day sporting event around…or anything else appealing, for that matter.
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