It’s almost that time, Mainahs. Despite the current spring snow we’re experiencing, summer will be here soon. And, with summer comes the tourists. It’s certainly not hard to spot one, but it does get more challenging as the summer goes on and we all begin to blend into one Maine-loving mass. To help you discern who is legit and who is from away, we’ve compiled this list of 16 ways to spot a tourist in Maine. Tourists, it doesn’t mean we don’t love you. It just means that despite your nautical shirt, you’re not fooling anyone.
- They’ve gone to great lengths to look appropriately “Maine.”
Chris Goldberg / Flickr Folks, you missed the boat to Nantucket and have somehow ended up in Maine. Welcome, but please feel free to remove your red shorts covered in embroidered lobsters. Eat one instead.
- They ask for directions to “Ca-lay.”
Labrador / Flickr Just kidding. No tourist we’ve ever met even knows Calais exists…
- This is the only Maine they’re expecting to see.
Giang / Flickr What do you mean by “inland?”
- They leave with at least one of these in their suitcase.
diane cordell / Flickr
- They’re bundled up in May.
Amanda Graham / Flickr Locals are actually heading to the beach today.
- They look like they got on the NYC subway in Brooklyn and ended up in Portland.
Rasmin / Flickr Hi, Hipsters. Welcome to Maine. But, take it down a notch. These guys can be harder to find in Portland since so many have actually moved to the city.
- They want to let you know they’re going to watch this sunset, but can’t say the word.
Rob Albright / Flickr It’s Mooselookmeguntic, guys. Easy.
- They’re awed by a trip to Freeport.
Daniel Hackney / Flickr Not that they shouldn’t be. It’s a dazzling place, really.
- They’re diggin’ in!
Ken Lund / Flickr Lobster bib and all!
- They came to shore on this.
Paul VanDerWerf / Flickr And need to be back by 4pm.
- They’re trying to buy one of these.
Dana Moos / Flickr …as decoration. Inside.
- They’re posing for photos…
Corey Templeton / Flickr …in front of just about anything. Ahh, memories of Exchange Street.
- They bought this.
loren chipman / Flickr But didn’t put it on their actual car.
- They’re on the Casco Bay Mailboat run…
Jasperdo / Flickr …and they’re not a piece of mail or a supply.
- They weren’t actually expecting much sun.
Max / Flickr We may be North, but we still have access to the sun.
- They came all this way for a photo in front of a shoe.
Monika Puranik / Facebook And wore their best plaid. NOTE: I happen to know that one of the people in this photo is not actually a tourist. Can you guess who?
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Chris Goldberg / Flickr
Folks, you missed the boat to Nantucket and have somehow ended up in Maine. Welcome, but please feel free to remove your red shorts covered in embroidered lobsters. Eat one instead.
Labrador / Flickr
Just kidding. No tourist we’ve ever met even knows Calais exists…
Giang / Flickr
What do you mean by “inland?”
diane cordell / Flickr
Amanda Graham / Flickr
Locals are actually heading to the beach today.
Rasmin / Flickr
Hi, Hipsters. Welcome to Maine. But, take it down a notch. These guys can be harder to find in Portland since so many have actually moved to the city.
Rob Albright / Flickr
It’s Mooselookmeguntic, guys. Easy.
Daniel Hackney / Flickr
Not that they shouldn’t be. It’s a dazzling place, really.
Ken Lund / Flickr
Lobster bib and all!
Paul VanDerWerf / Flickr
And need to be back by 4pm.
Dana Moos / Flickr
…as decoration. Inside.
Corey Templeton / Flickr
…in front of just about anything. Ahh, memories of Exchange Street.
loren chipman / Flickr
But didn’t put it on their actual car.
Jasperdo / Flickr
…and they’re not a piece of mail or a supply.
Max / Flickr
We may be North, but we still have access to the sun.
Monika Puranik / Facebook
And wore their best plaid. NOTE: I happen to know that one of the people in this photo is not actually a tourist. Can you guess who?
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